This one’s for my dear un-romantic friend who hates the rains

The rains are here and that means…

…Hot tea and pakoras (fritters) enjoyed over conversations with fun friends

…Getting drenched to the bone on the way home and changing into warm, dry clothes and drinking hot chocolate

…Wading through the water and jumping unexpectedly to splash some water on your friend

…Sitting by the window with a book in hand, staring at the rains and not turning a single page

…The clean and bright look of the sky after the rains

…The shivering sparrow on the window sill

…The mountains turning colour from a staid brown to a riot of shades of green

…Listening to rain songs and feeling all warm in your heart

…That smell of the first rains falling on the parched earth…I’d wear it daily if somebody made it into a perfume

I love the rains :)

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Heart shaped ditch on a construction site next to our office building ! Closer view of the 'heart' ! You can find love in the most unusual places ! :)

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