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TH is off to Dubai…

for shows of a play in which he has composed the background score, has designed the lights and will operate it for this show and has designed the set.

So I asked him to bring back petrol.

Somebody had recently told me that the petrol price works out to approximately Rs. 13/- per litre in Dubai. Compare that to the Rs. 78/- per litre here in Pune and you’ll see why.

So the grand idea is, to buy a whole lot of liquor bottles on landing in Dubai, finish them off (with the help of the entire team of the play, of course !), fill those bottles with petrol, get them sealed and bring them back. Simple !

TH, naturally, laughed at this uproariously like I was cracking a joke !

I tried to din some sense in him… look at the spiralling prices of petrol, when do I ever wear gold ornaments, we’ll enjoy a few guilt-less days of roaming around aimlessly on the bike … so on and so forth ! But to no avail :(

I earnestly told him, “I mean it ! I really do.” This appeal prompted a fresh burst of guffaws !

It is so frustrating.  Men ! Hmph !

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