I really, truly, honestly believe that:
East Asian people…Chinese, Japanese, Koreans etc. see the world in cinemascope… i.e. they see images with the top and bottom portion cut off.
Dogs understand every word that I say to them.
I will be able to enter a particular location, especially of scenic beauty, open spaces, by simply stepping into the photograph.
I will be able to play the violin extremely well some day.
Trees understand when I tell them how much I love them and when I say thank you to them.
I will always be very well taken care of.
Recently I attended an awards ceremony. It was a grand function with a huge audience in attendance. Many awards were given and some speeches too. The compère was, unintentionally, terribly funny ! In this function, when the compère announced the first award winner, he announced, “Please welcome on stage Mr. X (pause) married to (pause) wife Mrs. X (pause) from 1977 and successfully (pause) completed 32 years of (pause) married life…” I had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard :D Later, the same compère, while telling the audiences about a certain award winner, said, “…he is married (pause) to wife Mrs. Z (pause) and enjoys playing with his (pause) children K and M. His favourite (pause) holiday destination is (pause) the beaches (pronounced as ‘bitches’) of (pause) Goa” I nearly died choking with laughter for this one ! In the 45 minutes that he was on stage he was responsible for much hilarity due to his totally inappropriate commentary. I, of course, laughed my guts out and what c
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